September 1st, 2014

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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August 30th, 2014

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August 27th, 2014

australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

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agent-amazing-fire:

thesiriuseffect:

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

The rule is true. I’ve been set free from a class ten times in one year because of it.

"set free"

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lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

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fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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delf-ass:

elegantbuffalo:

Xcaret Underground River is an undoubtedly stunning archaeological area situated in Riviera Maya, Cancun inside the Mexican Carribbean Seashore. This site had been used by the pre-Columbian Maya as a port for the buying and selling of goods.

I swam through this it was so pretty

delf-ass:

elegantbuffalo:

Xcaret Underground River is an undoubtedly stunning archaeological area situated in Riviera Maya, Cancun inside the Mexican Carribbean Seashore. This site had been used by the pre-Columbian Maya as a port for the buying and selling of goods.

I swam through this it was so pretty

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giraffeswithwings:

It’s that time of the week again

giraffeswithwings:

It’s that time of the week again

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